I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.