I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Always drink upstream from the herd.