I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Common sense ain't common.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.