Always drink upstream from the herd.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.