Always drink upstream from the herd.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.