Always drink upstream from the herd.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.