There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.