People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.