People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.