People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.