Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.