The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.