We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.