We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.