In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.