It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.