Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!