Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.