Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.