Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.