When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.