I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.