I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.