Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.