Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.