Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?