The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
We have the best Congress that money can buy.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.