Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.