Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.