Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.
Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.