Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.