Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.