I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.