Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.