Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.