He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.