The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.