He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.