When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.