When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.