When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.