When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.