If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.