Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.