I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.