Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.