Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.