Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.