Originality will be rewarded in any line.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.