Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.