Originality will be rewarded in any line.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.