Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.