The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.