We have the best Congress that money can buy.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.