We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.