We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.