That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.