That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.