That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.