The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.