One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.