One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.