Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?