A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.