My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.