I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.
Will RogersAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will RogersIf you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers