My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.