I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Originality will be rewarded in any line.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.