Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.