It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.