Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.