If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

When you're through learning, you're through.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.