If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.