If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.