Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.