Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.