I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?