Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
When you're through learning, you're through.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.