All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.