All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.