Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.