Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.