Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.