Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.