Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.