If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.