If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.