The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!
I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.