You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.