You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.