You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.