A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.