We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.