Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.