Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.