The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Common sense ain't common.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.