There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?