A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.