A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.