A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.