Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.