We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.