We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.