We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.