If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.