If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.