If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Common sense ain't common.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.