We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.