We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.