We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.