Always drink upstream from the herd.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.