Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.