Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment