Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.