Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.