Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.