Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.