If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
We have the best Congress that money can buy.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.