Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
A company is known by the people it keeps.