There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.