There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

When you're through learning, you're through.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.