There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.