There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.