The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.