There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.